What This Guy Is Doing With His Free Time This Christmas Is Insanely Creepy.

See what I mean?

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What could possibly be more terrifying than a voyeuristic elf watching your children?

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How about a real-life Elf on the Shelf? Yeah, this is definitely scarier.

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This ad was found on Craigslist in Boston. It was posted by a guy hiring himself out for holiday parties as the Elf on the Shelf.

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I think I’ll stick to the toy version.

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