1. That’s probably heavier than you think, fellows.
2. Don’t volunteer yourself as a ‘ladder.’
3. Electricity and water. NEVER a good idea.
4. Working out. You are doing it wrong!
5. The sign. Read the sign.
6. You shouldn’t place a step ladder on top of a ladder. Just sayin
7. Not sanitary. NOT SANITARY
8. He was ready for a new truck anyway!
9. The dude on the left will make sure everything is OK here.
10. This only has a slight chance of ending well. Slight.
11. They should leave this to a professional.
12. This is not a safe use of a ladder (it is barely holding on there!)
13. Probably safer to get it delivered.
14. This probably won’t end well.
15. This is not an appropriate place for fireworks.
16. The limit for this bike is likely one. Maybe two. Definitely not five.
17. Remember, “Safety First!”