1.) Just don’t drive over bumps. Please.
2.) He ALMOST got away with it.
3.) Ha! Can’t open the door, criminals.
4.) Mixer? Psht.
5.) A door is a door. Just don’t crash.
6.) Now, my clothes smell like meat, too.
8.) This is almost an improvement.
9.) This just screams “explosion waiting to happen.”
10.) Baby geniuses.
11.) … 20-something genius.
12.) How was drilling those holes easier than finding a button?
13.) BOOM. Couch fixed.
14.) If you wired your brakes to this, why not just fix the brakes?
16.) EVEN BETTER.
17.) Functional AND friendly.
19.) Mmm, smells like Wal Mart.
20.) Man, he’s gonna be so cool playing his new CDs.
21.) Never. Ever. Use. This.
Hey, it holds the coffee doesn’t it?