44 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Failed At Using Quotation Marks..LOL

#1 Hint hint, wink wink.

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#2 The hard truth about customer service.

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#3 …Actually, this one is pretty on-point.

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#4 No “strings” attached

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#5 Gender is so just so fluid nowadays.

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#6 “But is not ready for a serious relationship right now.”

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#7 I like the forwardness, but maybe buy me a drink first?

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#8 This just speaks for itself.

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#9 Definitely not a drug front.

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#10 They won’t judge you if you’re actually just fat

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#11 Totally not breathing on the back of your neck and whispering in tongues.

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#12 Or giant pit of death. Same difference.

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#13 If only everyone were this honest.

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#14 Has it been sitting out for two days? Yes. Is there mold on it? No.

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#15 Looks like I’m in that particularly sleazy part of the neighborhood again.

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#16 “Totally not death” awaits you there.

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#17 Objects in quotation marks. For, you know, reasons.

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#18 *Turns faucet on, waits ten seconds, turns it off* Yeah, you know who you are.

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#19 The only reason this pole isn’t rolling its eyes is because it doesn’t have eyes.

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#20 At least, that’s what they tell the horse.

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#21 Hopefully more integrity than the structure of their building.

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#22 Someone just earned their Blatant Abuse of Punctuation badge.

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#23 That awkward moment when someone stands too close to you at the manure pile.

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#24 I request a worldwide z-snap in honor of this fine individual.

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#25 Whatever this is, I want it nowhere near my hands.

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#26 Something seems fishy here.

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#27 How to emasculate your employees in just four easy marks.

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#28 Their racial profiling abilities are unparalleled.

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#29 This is how people die.

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#30 I’m suddenly a vegetarian.

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#31 He’s the one who totally won’t inject your breasts with cement. Totally not that one.

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#32 Technically it’s upstairs if there’s a basement, right?

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#33 Literally no one is surprised that these are found on a white van.

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#34 Well… I mean… I guess you’re right…

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#35 This is America. When writing, learn how to punctuate your own language.

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#36 You can’t even tell me that Walter White isn’t operating out of this place.

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#37 After a week, food safety laws require them to add a second set of quotations.

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#38 The double negative makes this one extra tricky. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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#39 Ah, so we’re at one of THOSE Chinese restaurants.

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#40 Good luck trying to win a shootout against a zombie cop.

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#41 We’ll settle this once and for all on Maury next week, but until then, let’s celebrate.

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#42 Pay only with your eternal soul.

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#43 There will be “Kool-Aid” and we will “sacrifice a goat.”

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