44 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Failed At Using Quotation Marks..LOL
#1 Hint hint, wink wink.
#2 The hard truth about customer service.
#3 …Actually, this one is pretty on-point.
#4 No “strings” attached
#5 Gender is so just so fluid nowadays.
#6 “But is not ready for a serious relationship right now.”
#7 I like the forwardness, but maybe buy me a drink first?
#8 This just speaks for itself.
#9 Definitely not a drug front.
#10 They won’t judge you if you’re actually just fat
#11 Totally not breathing on the back of your neck and whispering in tongues.
#12 Or giant pit of death. Same difference.
#13 If only everyone were this honest.
#14 Has it been sitting out for two days? Yes. Is there mold on it? No.
#15 Looks like I’m in that particularly sleazy part of the neighborhood again.
#16 “Totally not death” awaits you there.
#17 Objects in quotation marks. For, you know, reasons.
#18 *Turns faucet on, waits ten seconds, turns it off* Yeah, you know who you are.
#19 The only reason this pole isn’t rolling its eyes is because it doesn’t have eyes.
#20 At least, that’s what they tell the horse.
#21 Hopefully more integrity than the structure of their building.
#22 Someone just earned their Blatant Abuse of Punctuation badge.
#23 That awkward moment when someone stands too close to you at the manure pile.
#24 I request a worldwide z-snap in honor of this fine individual.
#25 Whatever this is, I want it nowhere near my hands.
#26 Something seems fishy here.
#27 How to emasculate your employees in just four easy marks.
#28 Their racial profiling abilities are unparalleled.
#29 This is how people die.
#30 I’m suddenly a vegetarian.
#31 He’s the one who totally won’t inject your breasts with cement. Totally not that one.
#32 Technically it’s upstairs if there’s a basement, right?
#33 Literally no one is surprised that these are found on a white van.
#34 Well… I mean… I guess you’re right…
#35 This is America. When writing, learn how to punctuate your own language.
#36 You can’t even tell me that Walter White isn’t operating out of this place.
#37 After a week, food safety laws require them to add a second set of quotations.
#38 The double negative makes this one extra tricky. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
#39 Ah, so we’re at one of THOSE Chinese restaurants.
#40 Good luck trying to win a shootout against a zombie cop.
#41 We’ll settle this once and for all on Maury next week, but until then, let’s celebrate.
#42 Pay only with your eternal soul.
#43 There will be “Kool-Aid” and we will “sacrifice a goat.”
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