An unemployed man is looking for a job

He is searching through the paper in the job classifieds and reads and ad saying that the zoo is hiring.
The next day he goes to the zoo and interviews for the job. They tell him he is a perfect fit and that they would like to offer him the job but they cant tell him what it is, and if he takes the job he can never tell anyone what he does or even that he works at the zoo.

The man is desperate for a job so he agrees to take the job even though he doesnt know what it is.

They then tell him that a week prior their prized gorilla died and they cant afford to buy a new one. His job is going to be to dress up as a gorilla and entertain zoo guests.

Over the next few weeks he puts on his costume and acts like a gorilla but his boss comes to him and says that he isnt acting enough like a gorilla. He tells him to get into it, play to the crowd.

The next day he is really hamming it up, banging on his chest, charging the glass, and just having fun. the crowd is really getting into it and he is feeding off of their exitement.

Eventually he sees a rope in his enclosure and takes it up to the highest rock. He grabs it and swings all the way across his enclosure, but looses his grip and ends up flying over the wall and lands in the lions enclosure.

He is a little dazed from the fall and when he comes to he sees a huge male lion with its head down walking toward him. The lion is visably angry. Then before he knows it the lion pounces on him and starts attacking him.


Right then the lion slaps him in the face and say “Shut the fuck up man or you will get us both fired!!!”