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  1. billy
    July 28, 2010 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    horry sheet

    • bcboy
      July 28, 2010 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

      OMG I just got so creeped out by that – yikes

  2. Bob
    July 28, 2010 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    What is that??

  3. Winni
    July 28, 2010 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Is it Real? Name the spider.

    • drewsus
      July 29, 2010 at 12:55 am | Permalink

      Likely a trap door spider

    • drewsus
      July 29, 2010 at 1:21 am | Permalink

      Im wrong, its a Cyclocosmia as mentioned below. I didnt realize that was its bumb at first. This spider is terrifying… so are trapdoor spiders… so are most, yet they are super cool still

    • drewsus
      July 29, 2010 at 1:23 am | Permalink

      Correction the 2nd…
      It IS a trapdoor spider… a Ravine Trapdoor Spider. The other was just its latin name or whatever.

    • direktor
      July 29, 2010 at 7:06 am | Permalink

      Tony

  4. illmatix
    July 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    OH SHIT! that thing is huge!

    • Zanthura
      July 28, 2010 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

      ….THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

  5. Mana
    July 28, 2010 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    DAAAAYYUMMM!!
    Beasty Spider!

  6. NameGel
    July 28, 2010 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    Is that it’s ass? Come on! Now you’re going to tell me it’s adapted to form is ass into any flower it chooses? BS…

    • Namesis
      July 28, 2010 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

      Where the eff did you invent that idea from? Talk about jumping to conclusions lol

    • NameReid
      July 30, 2010 at 4:31 am | Permalink

      Yes: it IS its arse. It’s not BS. The adaptation has, over many thousands of generations, provided the species with a very effective rear-end barrier to discourage predators. Arse-out in their burrow, they have an inbuilt cap to stop their soft innards being pecked, bitten or chewed out. The process of burrow-blocking-with-oneself is called phragmosis. A similar species exists in Western Australia… but there, the wasps have also adapted a long ovipositor, to get their eggs into the flesh on the flank of the abdomen.

  7. Vomit
    July 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm | Permalink
    • plumpyslump
      July 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

      thanks :) . at first i thought it had been cut in half until i seen that

    • AMAZING
      July 28, 2010 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

      That is one ugly mofo! amazing what evolution can create!

      http://getstdtested.com

    • Steve
      July 30, 2010 at 12:27 am | Permalink

      Heh. You used evolution and create together in a sentence.

      Heresy!

  8. Namejimmy
    July 28, 2010 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    what the hell is that??

  9. Joe
    July 28, 2010 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    Ok, I’m a fan of spiders.

    BUT THIS ONE FREAKED ME OUT!!! DEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM

    Really a first one.

  10. Tardigrade
    July 28, 2010 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    “disc diameter of 16 mm”

    Hmm. That’s a darn big spider, and disc.

    • Brian Bommarito
      July 28, 2010 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

      That’s not that big of a spider. 16mm is only half an inch, and the total spider hits an inch.

      Now, if they meant cm, then it’s a decent sized spider.

  11. Lynxus
    July 28, 2010 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    HOLY Fcuk!

    That cant be real, But wikipedia says otherwise? WTF?

    http://www.imsupporting.com ( Live chat software for websites )

  12. Neato!
    July 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    That ass looks for all the world like some ancient stamp-like something the Sumerians used as their signets for marking clay. Totally COOL!

    • noonespecial
      July 29, 2010 at 4:33 am | Permalink

      I was thinking something similar to that

    • Cybermaster
      August 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

      just what i was thinking, but more Aztec or Maya

    • LC808
      October 4, 2011 at 2:32 am | Permalink

      Aztec Sun God symbol!

    • Kat
      October 11, 2011 at 11:24 am | Permalink

      I was thinking it’s arse looks more like an Oreo!

  13. Matt
    July 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

  14. Collin
    July 28, 2010 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!!

  15. IHateSpiders
    July 28, 2010 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Looks like an Oreo at first.

  16. Dick
    July 28, 2010 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    Damn nature, you scary.

    • Matthew
      July 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

      That thing come by my house I kill it!

  17. re: NameGel
    July 28, 2010 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    What flower? There’s no flower…

  18. Nabukadnezar
    July 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

    did you kill it? if not please go back and kill it

    • Stipl
      July 30, 2010 at 9:27 am | Permalink

      Are you alive?? If you are, I’ll come back and kill YOU.
      Stupid ppl!!!!

  19. Sinanju
    July 28, 2010 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    Ravine Trapdoor Spider – Cyclocosmia Truncata

  20. NameBob-a-ferret
    July 28, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    Holy cow at first I thought it was a button then when I saw the spider I thought you had cut it and cauterized it (Why I dunno but the fact that that is natural design HOLY COW that is freaking awesome

  21. Name Lynne Kelly
    July 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    What a stunner of a creature! Where on earth does this ‘kill it’ attitude come from? There are some sad people around. This is a wonderfully adapted animal only a fraction of your size. And harmless! Great photos!

  22. NameAlPal
    July 28, 2010 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

    Well. I think it’s pretty.

  23. someone
    July 28, 2010 at 11:50 pm | Permalink
  24. Arack Nafobic
    July 28, 2010 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Make it dead. That is all.

    • Nature Lover
      August 2, 2010 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

      I have arachnophobia phobia – Make you dead. That is all.

  25. jimbo
    July 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    thought it was an oreo cookie!

  26. jim
    July 29, 2010 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    A lot of people have arachnophobia, it’s not a rational fear, so the fact that they’re harmless doesn’t really matter. I wouldn’t want it dead, but I do want it out of my sight, wonderfully adapted though it may be!

    • sean
      August 5, 2010 at 9:01 am | Permalink

      How is being afraid of spiders NOT a rational fear?!? Spiders have fangs, can bite, crawl into bodily crevaces and some can kill you.

  27. Gryphongirl
    July 29, 2010 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    Where does this beastie live? I won’t go there.

  28. BRIX
    July 29, 2010 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    “ALSO GOOD FOR ANAL PLAY IN GAY MEN”

    LOL

  29. morbo
    July 29, 2010 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    “these will fetch a very fine price”…. Aiiiiieeeeeeeee (The Mummy)

    • NamePLs
      July 29, 2010 at 8:27 am | Permalink

      +1

  30. Chuck
    July 29, 2010 at 1:05 am | Permalink

    I thought that was an Oreo at first

  31. jesse
    July 29, 2010 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    Because spiders are the ultimate killing machine…It is only their size that saves all of mankind…and every other form of life on the planet. If spiders were the size of people, the Predator would have never landed on this planet.

    • Jim
      July 29, 2010 at 3:19 am | Permalink

      Holy shit, this is the funniest thing i’ve read in awhile. Well done sir.

  32. ravee
    July 29, 2010 at 1:52 am | Permalink

    looks like the guy might’ve been digging around with aknife (blade in pic 2) and somehow cut the spider’s abdomen in half. freaky deekie.

  33. Brad
    July 29, 2010 at 1:54 am | Permalink

    should cast it’s butt and use if for a stamp :D

  34. NameDKConstant
    July 29, 2010 at 2:22 am | Permalink

    Auuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    • NameDKConstant
      July 29, 2010 at 2:22 am | Permalink

      *breathes*

  35. Carmen
    July 29, 2010 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    My educated guess (I’m a Biologist) on this would be that at some point the end of the spiders abdomen was cut off. This probably happed when the spider was young. This is how it healed. You can see the 4 circles in the middle are where the spiders organs are and this is how they healed. The perpendicular lines around the outside correspond with the lines in the spiders “skin”. All in all…this is freaking cool. Thanks for sharing!

    • cortana
      July 29, 2010 at 4:11 am | Permalink

      You would be wrong. Cyclocosmia are just like that.

    • WRONG
      July 29, 2010 at 6:22 am | Permalink

      WRONG! you get zero points.

    • Naturalist
      July 29, 2010 at 6:23 am | Permalink

      Hi Carmen,

      It may look like that, but this is a normal rear-end for various species of Cyclocosmia. A google image search for the term brings up quite a few species with the same rear-end, used for plugging up the entry-way to their nests.

      I agree that they’re cool, and admit to being a little freaked out by them!

    • PeterJ
      July 29, 2010 at 7:49 am | Permalink

      Carmen: read the wikipedia article. These spiders are actually born/developed like that. It is not an accident.

    • dumbass
      July 29, 2010 at 8:04 am | Permalink

      Biologist?
      You couldn’t be more wrong. I hate to point out the obvious but if an insect gets dissected by a blade and has its organs cut in half, it’s not going to live. It’s got n open circulatory system as well, which means if it gets cut in half (the abdomen) it’s going to die very, very shortly afterward.
      Google this: Cyclocosmia
      And then apologize for claiming to be a biologist.

    • idiot
      July 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

      your educated gues wasn’t very educated……. i hope you don’t spit out stupid shit like that at work

    • Ting
      July 29, 2010 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

      an educated guess can still be wrong. No need to insult them for it. geez

    • tigerbear
      July 30, 2010 at 4:07 am | Permalink

      carmen FTW!

    • Bob
      July 30, 2010 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

      Carmen is wrong, isnt her fault, I want to know a biologist that know all the spiders in the world, thats impossible, theres a lot of spiders in this world. Great picture, now Im looking where to buy a spider like this.

  36. kalike
    July 29, 2010 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    goosebumps! shiet! but cool anyway…

  37. bruce656
    July 29, 2010 at 3:14 am | Permalink

    carmen = failzorz

  38. Jordan
    July 29, 2010 at 3:16 am | Permalink

    I can’t get over how weird it looks! I don’t want it dead, but I definitely NEVER want to see it IRL. Ughhhh.

  39. ariadne
    July 29, 2010 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    It’s to protect the spider against predators like wasps. If you think the spider is scary, consider that some wasps will paralyze a spider but LEAVE IT ALIVE while laying eggs in it so that it stays fresh for their young to eat once hatched. The wasp larvae eat the spider ALIVE.

    Now who’s scary? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompilidae

  40. kafkaf
    July 29, 2010 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

  41. Joker
    July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am | Permalink
  42. Tim
    July 29, 2010 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    Would have been good to have just let it be. How would you like to be chainsawed out of bed in the middle of the night?

  43. Travis
    July 29, 2010 at 12:32 pm | Permalink

    Wow I thought it was an artifact.

  44. Mark
    July 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    Oh my God!!!

    Every creature’s given a different skill.

  45. anon
    July 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

  46. Ukiby
    July 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    I love spiders and I think most of them are pretty.

    But this thing is terrifying O______O”

  47. MLYRA
    July 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    ohogsh…
    it’sa

    OREOSPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Jonay
      September 20, 2011 at 8:24 am | Permalink

      I can’t hear anything over the sound of how awesome this aritcle is.

  48. Alex
    July 29, 2010 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    Makes me think of a bizarre, organic computer chip!

    Can you imagine the texture of that thing rubbing its butt against your hand?

  49. darkman
    July 29, 2010 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    OMG!!!! Kill it with Fireeeeeeee!!!

  50. Lunar wolf
    July 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    bad news if it crawled in your ass, never get it back out…

  51. Ale
    July 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    es una estatua muy antigua… Mirenla de otra manera…

  52. hewo kitty
    July 29, 2010 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    lmao thts an amazaing ass lol

  53. NameJohn
    July 29, 2010 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    Looks like ancient Mayan symbols on its butt.

  54. Michelle Hanson
    July 29, 2010 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    OMG! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE…SHOOT IT OR SOMETHING..YIKES!

  55. Rossy
    July 29, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    Kill them all.

  56. Captain Rathbone
    July 29, 2010 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know what you ladies are getting all excited about. Either it’s a real spider with a very cool backside or it’s a nice piece of ‘shoppery.

    What’s the problem here? Did you all fall down and smack your little heads on the pavement ?

  57. Vanesssa
    July 30, 2010 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    Wow, that is amazing. I see trapdoor spiders all the time, but none as beautiful as this one.

  58. ncarreon.com
    July 30, 2010 at 4:56 am | Permalink

    wtf! I didn’t recognized it either. tsk! tsk! so weird. I thought at first it’s a rubber tire or a bomb but sh*t, i’m dead wrong.

  59. Stray Bullet
    July 30, 2010 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    I’ve looked every where but nobody can seem to tell me – is it poisonous? what is it’s bite like, if it has any?

  60. Dragonlord
    July 30, 2010 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Stomp on it, kill it with fire and nuke it from orbit!!! (just to be sure)

    • Name Tricia Philp
      August 4, 2010 at 1:46 am | Permalink

      Can’t believe this camouflage technique. It is very unusual for a spider to sit abdomen outwards. Or have a flat backed abdomen. Here in Oz they usually jump out head first. I thought it was a old carving on a wine cork.

  61. Tenielle
    July 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Holy mother of shitting jesus christ… I wish I hadn’t scrolled down. I am not going to be sleeping tonight.

  62. Black Moon
    July 31, 2010 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    Look at the carapace on that!

  63. jojo
    August 1, 2010 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    kill it with fire!

  64. Nick
    August 1, 2010 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    Not dead enough. Gasoline, nao.

  65. 100karat
    August 2, 2010 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Dick Cheney has finall emerged.

  66. Namemarcus
    August 3, 2010 at 2:04 am | Permalink

    At first i thought it was a cork from a wine bottle, maybe chianti.

  67. Dacoons
    August 3, 2010 at 5:27 am | Permalink

    Damn nature you scary !!!!!!!

  68. harry sparx
    August 3, 2010 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    Gosh,I like it.I wish I had it for dinner.

    • harry sparx
      August 3, 2010 at 6:33 am | Permalink

      That’s what beauty is

  69. C S Martin
    August 3, 2010 at 8:35 am | Permalink

    I want that tattoo on my ass too!

  70. MASOKIS
    August 4, 2010 at 6:34 am | Permalink

    oh…awww…. spider with half buttock… :P

  71. angryrat
    August 4, 2010 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    Forget the War on Terror. They are the real enemy…

    :)

    (These things are seriously creepy.)

  72. Frédéric
    August 5, 2010 at 6:03 am | Permalink

    Glad I’m living in a cold place (Montréal) where nature doesn’t get that mean and ugly LOL

  73. NamePatriotgal
    August 11, 2010 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Well- it is being dug-out, with an M-9 bayonet blade, attached to an AR-type rifle. My guess,is a soldier, someplace. US, or an ally.
    But FRACK!!! SHOOT IT!!!! SHOOOT IT, FOOL!!!! USE C-4!!!!!
    I don’t CARE, how “pretty”, it’s rear is!
    KILL IT!!!

  74. Lovesarachnids
    August 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    OK, I can understand that the folks with arachnophobia are going to wig when they this oh-so-alien-in-their-experience little spider, but the whole “KILL IT WITH FIRE” nonsense is ridiculous… I emphasize the “little”, BTW- this thing is WEE- a half-inch to an inch for the whole thing. :-)

    I’ve always liked spiders, dunno why (though I do recall they used to scare me when I was a kid, but only if they crawled on me), and the Cyclocosmia species are amazing. I think that these guys, the Argiopes (Orb Weavers) and the Jumping Spiders are my total favourites. The first ‘cuz they’re so WEIRD-lookin’, the second because of their amazing variety of colours and shapes and the third because of their wide range of colours, too- and my gosh, are they ever CUTE. Other than some of the Orb Weaver species, most of these spiders are very small, some less than an eighth of an inch long.

    So, all you arachnophobes, you can chill- this particular spider doesn’t have a dangerous venom (at least to humans) and it might be half the size of your pinkie finger. :-)

  75. Name patrick sylva
    August 20, 2010 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    superbe ,but not nice to meet her very closely ……

  76. NameZap
    September 22, 2010 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    At first I thought it was an Oreo cookie!

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    June 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

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